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Woman accidentally breaks smiling garden gnome and finds hidden limbless figurine melded inside of it.
Bury the gnome. Dig a deep hole and put the gnome in the hole.
incinerate the gnome. turn the gnome to ash and launch the ash into the fucking sun
I’ve been drawing this face for years.
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me